Chaotic Calm

Well, I cant help being me, cant I?

So the silliness has to be there! Anyways, its been long that i talked about the silly happenings around me and my family&friends. And god knows why the list is as usually long enough when it comes to silly mistakes.

Starting of with my younger sister, Aagna, Who is the master of all the disasters. Thats precisely why We call her Barbaadi.com Of course I also have another friend, which is better[!] at that and we call her Mahabarbaadi.com but Anyways lets talk about my sister’s recent blunder right now. The Navratri nights, In Gujarat it has a real craze about it, and we are not an exception. Of course this year, due to a few reasons we couldnt manage to go out and dance[dandiya that is!] for more than a few nights but those were memorable ones anyways! Ofcourse my sister had a big role in making it more memorable.

It was almost 2am in the night, when we were going out of the party plot where the graba was held. I was with a scooterate i.e. Kinetic Nova, and there were other three vehicles in our group. On our way earlier that evening, I knew the patrol tank of my Nova was almost empty and it might just finish before we can reach a patrol pump. So I asked a friend of mine to bring some patrol in a bottle that he did on his way. After that we finished the garba, and went out at 2 am, ofcourse, as expected my nova did stop just as we were getting outta parking lot. Now I asked that friend, Pankaj to bring the bottle, so that we can fill up the tank and move off. He opened up the dikki of his vehicle and passed on the bottle [ it was a small 500ml Mirinda one] to aagna. Now as he was closing the dikki, my sister very gracefully opened up the bottle and took a large sip! Pankaj turned, and almost screamed, “Patrol!” My sister spit it out the next moment. For sometime there was a silence, and then we all burst into a big laughter.

Actually, Aagna thought that the bottle was filled up with water, and so after drinking the water the bottle will be empty and then they can go to patrol pump and bring patrol in it! Unfortunate to her, she didn’t know the arrangement was already made, thus she ended up with patrol in her mouth while she was trying to help. lol.

Of course, her explanation was the same, just added some facts to blame the enviornment and climate. She said it was dark and chill outside, and thus she couldn’t figure out the difference. She was also feeling very thirsty and cold thats why without thinking she just tried to drink. and etc etc. Lol. Whatever the explanation was, one thing for sure that we were sick to our stomachs with laughing on the whole way back to home!

yes, we rightaway did all we could, ice and all. But the burning sensations and heavy smell of patrol was still there on her clothes till a long time. Oh, she was such a sweetheart when she ended up saying that, the whole thing was positive in a way, as in beforehand she was feeling too cold, but then the burining sensations in her mouth were strong enough to make he distract from the chill!

I love her like hell!

Okay these ones are totally eating my brains out!!

This one is about Anagrams:The jumbled character-ed another word for a word. [simply complicated definition!]

The task is to fill up the blanks with two words and make the sentence meaningful. The rule is, the word has to be an anagram of another. And the number of alphabets in the word are pre-defined.

Like,

[#] Of all elements, _ _ _ _ is as useful as _ _ _ _ for making bright signboards

Here the word character count is 4. And the Answer is Neon . The anagram word for Neon is None . And so the sentence is… Of all elements, none is as useful as Neon for making bright signboards.

Now there were like 8 of the sentences. I [rather painfully] solved five, other three are still remaining. Anyone want to give it a try?

here goes..

[1] A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ can be turned into a square by _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ the number of sides. [8 chracter word]

[2] A good _ _ _ _ _ _ _ always _ _ _ _ _ _ _ before taking any decision. [7 chracter word]

[3] The _ _ _ _ _ _ _ gave their _ _ _ _ _ _ _ on cricket one day match. [7 chracter word]

Damn!
I dont drink!
Nor do I smoke!
then why the hangover??
and why withdrawl symptoms??
of course, I do not do drugs either!!
Its a clandestine that never ceases to amaze me!!

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Thanks Ember, Silver, Nemesis and Morpheous, who helped me come out of my sadness at the loss of data. well, I am out. Almost. nearly enough!

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I need a brand new fresh dream. Cause the ones I have are totally contradictory and fulfilling one of them would mean the death of another. So I’m gonna leave them both. Because it doesnt make sense trying to figure out which ones is more important to me right now. They both do. And so I need a new dream, probably contradicting other two. I think i would need to go down to the basics … either borrow, or steal!

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This 55 tag would rather be known as a “Death tag” as the few bloggers I read, seems to be taking ‘death’ as a subject, including me. Like Deep has written two 55s. Similar to Mine .

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Restless.

Humor is something inherent in our lives, but one need to have the eye for it. And its not the most happy ones that finds humor in everything, they are the most pained souls who could actually end up appreciating the humor in small things around. Again, its not that i’m one of them though! I still think I have a lot more remaining to experience. And also I kinda like being in angst. Not cause its a cool thing to do. Just cause, like desire and anger, it drives me to do things I wouldnt do otherwise. But well, thats a different matter of talk altogether.

The matter of this post is, Humor. In small things. Such as one hereditary decease in our family, of subconscious deafness. Oh, let me explain, Everyone of us can hear fine, until the time one is involved in doing something which requires a tad bit of concentration. Then there is a series of funny mishears of similarly pronounced words and phrases.

Like… my dad mishears “Suniel shettty” [a bollywood actor] for “surya Shakti” [solar power!] And gets quite amused that my mom is asking him to buy a Suniel Shrtty Cooker!!

Like … my sister mishears “Dining table” instead of “Line-in cable” And wonders why I need a dining table to listen to my favorite songs!!

Like… my mom mishears “Hotel” for a “Bottle” and is shocked that I want one!

Like… I mishear “Ceiling” For the word “Feeling”… and a line of my particular favorite love song, “… and I cant seem to get away this feeling.. “… turns into a weird scene.. as I start imagining the band has somehow stuck to the ceiling!

Thats all for now guys! made a lot of fun out of my family for the day! Well, there is a lot more remaining here for this list, but hey, you gotta wait for the best things in life!

Ektz.

Okay. I was tagged. This time the Tag is interesting enough though. Thanks Nithyananda For this one! Its a 55 words story tag! here it goes..

Story : Shattered!

“.. I’ve decided on death. Dont ask why!”

She sighed looking at the shattered glass on floor.

I do not believe in love at first sight. Never.

Of course, attractions does happen at fist contact. Cause without attraction you’d not feel interested enough to venture into something totally different. But in my case, it was not totally different, it was more like, something so very similar.

To deny our impulses, is to deny the very thing that makes us human.

It has happened. Never thought it would happen to me *again*. But it has.

Hopelessly in love. Knowing how hopeless it is.

Still, there are no definitions to describe the relation. Or may be, there is no relation.

Who knows, Who cares about materialistic naming of any relations anyway?

Its just a feeling, I just cant brush it off me!! The strange feeling of sadness, that comes with the thrill of the happiness. Its there. Been there since the late evening of Sunday.

Somehow know, its not a temporary surge of emotions. Its like something has changed,
something so minimal, yet very important part.

I cant deny it. After all this long hours of talking and connecting, even while not being with the other.

One more factor that helps stabilize my life, has emerged. The factor which can also derange the stability if he chooses to. But may be its the risk that we all willingly choose to take.

But at the end of the day…. Life is still the same…

…and the search to the holy grail continues…